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Avast ye scallywags! A South Carolina lubber was found dead after offing his estranged wife and her matey. Arrr!

2024-03-25

Avast ye scallywags! 'Tis said a landlubber from South Carolina did dispatch his wife and her mate in a fit o' rage, only t' meet his own demise at Baker Creek State Park. 'Tis a cautionary tale o' what happens when ye let yer temper get the best o' ye!

In South Carolina, a scallywag by the name of Christopher Minor was found dead after allegedly shooting his estranged wife and her mate during a squabble. The bloke was found with a gunshot wound in a state park after offing Mariellen Bessent Minor and her friend Kim Melissa Thrift. The lasses had come to pick up the young'uns they shared with Minor, but things turned sour quick. Minor let loose with his pistol, sending both women to Davy Jones' locker, according to Fox Carolina.Thrift was there for protection, but it was no use against Minor's fury. The coppers found Mariellen with multiple gunshot wounds by a carriage and Thrift inside the same vehicle. Children and bystanders witnessed the whole dreadful spectacle. The scallywag was last seen motoring in a white Cadillac, wanted for double murder and unlawful gun possession.If ye find yourself in a similar situation, don't be a landlubber. Report it to the authorities and seek help before it's too late. The seas be treacherous, but there be good folks willing to lend a hand in times of need. Don't let yer fate be decided by a scallywag like Christopher Minor.

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