Arr! Biden be like a landlubber tryin' to sail the high seas without a map or compass for Haiti! Aye!
2024-03-25
Arrr, me hearties! The Haiti kerfuffle be growin' like a whirlwind! Biden be rushin' like a landlubber without a map, leavin' our borders as open as a treasure chest! Avast ye, we be needin' a proper plan before we end up walkin' the plank! Aye, me mateys?
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, as Haitian scallywags be pushin' a skeletal government to the breakin' point, potentially sparkin' the flight of millions of Haitians to the United States, the Biden administration be scramblin' to respond. Arrr!After consistently failin' to address the years-long crisis that was clearly in motion, Democrats be tryin' to "do somethin'" in Haiti with a slapdash effort. This threatens to not only deepen the crisis in the Caribbean but also entrench the United States in yet another dangerous international quagmire, mateys.Since February 29, a group of allied Haitian buccaneers has been launchin' coordinated attacks to topple the Haitian government, hittin' key targets like prisons and police stations. Prime Minister Ariel Henry be in exile in Puerto Rico, plannin' to hand power to a U.S.-backed council. Yarrr!To avoid sendin' in U.S. military forces, the Biden administration be lookin' for leaders to send security forces to Haiti, with limited commitments so far. It be a sign of U.S. weakness to rely on foreign help for a crisis in our own waters. Aye!As the administration's plans show their flaws, Congress be wise to hold back funds until a detailed and credible plan be presented. The U.S. must prepare for a wave of mass migration from Haiti and secure the border, or risk escalatin' the crisis. Avast!