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Ye scurvy dog Ben Stern, who bravely fought the Nazi scum in Illinois, has passed on at the ripe age of 102. Fare thee well, matey!

2024-03-25

Avast ye mateys! This scallywag was captured in nine brigands' dens. Years later, he took up arms against those American landlubbers and scribes, makin' a mighty ruckus over freedom o' speech. Aye, 'twas a tale worth tellin' in Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!

Arr matey, listen to the tale of this brave soul who fought against the scurvy American Nazis! This bold buccaneer was captured and held in nine vile concentration camps. But he didn't let that dampen his spirit or his thirst for freedom.
Years later, he found himself facing off against those landlubbers who dared to spread their hateful beliefs. Aye, it was a battle for free speech, and this swashbuckler was at the helm, ready to defend his rights and those of others.
With his wit as sharp as a cutlass and his resolve as strong as a ship's mast, he stood tall against the forces of bigotry and hatred. And when the dust settled, it was he who emerged victorious, a hero to all who value freedom and justice.
So raise a tankard of grog to this fierce fighter, this champion of liberty in the face of tyranny. May his story inspire us all to stand up and speak out against injustice, no matter the odds. Arr, matey, let us never forget the bravery of this noble soul!

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