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Arrr! Angela Alsobrooks be gathering support as her foe be walkin' the plank fer usin' a foul tongue. Arrr!

2024-03-25

Arrr mateys! Five scallywags be supportin' Ms. Alsobrooks o'er that landlubber Trone, who be apologizin' fer a racial slight he claims be a slip o' the tongue. Methinks he be walkin' the plank soon! Aye, the seas be rough in Congress these days!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye won't believe the shenanigans happenin' in the House o' Representatives! Five o' them scallywags be supportin' Ms. Alsobrooks instead o' their matey, David Trone. He be apologizin' for a racial slur he let slip during a hearin'. Aye, 'tis a sticky situation indeed!
Seems like ol' Trone be gettin' himself into some hot water with his loose tongue. Ye gotta watch what comes out o' yer gob, lest ye offend someone and end up walkin' the plank!
Ms. Alsobrooks must be doin' somethin' right to gather support from the crew while poor Trone be left in the dust. Maybe he needs to learn a thing or two about diplomacy and keep his words in check.
But fear not, me hearties! This be a tale as old as time in the halls of power. Politicians be makin' mistakes left and right, but in the end, it's all just a game o' thrones.
So let's raise a toast to Ms. Alsobrooks and hope that Trone learns his lesson and keeps his trap shut in the future. And remember, in the cutthroat world of politics, it's every man for himself!

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