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Arr, Netanyahu be throwin' a hissy fit 'cause the US didn't back 'em up at the UN. On to new adventures, mateys!

2024-03-25

Avast ye scallywags! Israel be feelin' mighty salty after the U.S. refused to protect 'em at the U.N. Now they be swearin' off talkin' peace in Washington. Looks like the pirates at the U.N. be causin' quite the ruckus! Arrr!

Avast ye scallywags, Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu be cryin' foul after President Biden's crew failed to veto a U.N. resolution callin' for a cease-fire in Gaza. The cap'n's delegation was set to parley with Washington on plans for a brawl in Rafah, the last standin' ground for Hamas in Gaza. Netanyahu gave the U.S. a warning that if they didn't veto the resolution, he'd cancel the meetin'. The scallywags in Washington decided to stand down instead of veto, lettin' the resolution pass."Arrr, the landlubbers in the U.S. didn't veto the new text callin' for a cease-fire without the release of our captured crew," Netanyahu's camp said. "This be a setback for our war effort and the release of our hostages, givin' hope to the scurvy dogs in Hamas."The resolution did mention the release of hostages, but not as a condition for the cease-fire. The U.S. explained their decision, sayin' they couldn't support the resolution 'cause it didn't condemn Hamas, but still chose not to veto.Cap'n Netanyahu's crew says they'll go ahead with the invasion of Rafah with or without U.S. support, despite warnings from Biden's crew. The city now houses a million Palestinians who fled the war, and Netanyahu's crew vows to protect civilian lives in the offensive. The battle for Rafah continues, with or without the Americans on deck.

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