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Arrr! Trump's crew be flingin' insults like scurvy dogs while tusslin' with ol' Joe Biden. Aye, 'tis a spectacle!

2024-03-25

Arrr matey, the foul language spewed from a Trump campaign ship on Monday be a sign o' the times. The talk be gettin' rougher in this Trump era, makin' even a pirate blush with shame!

Ahoy mateys! The scurvy dogs in the Trump campaign have been caught using some salty language on the social media seas. Aye, they be dropping expletives like they be gold doubloons. The political discourse be getting rougher than a stormy sea in the Trump era, and it be no surprise with a captain like him at the helm.
Arrr, I remember the days when politicians spoke with honor and dignity. Now it be all insults and name-calling. The seas of social media be filled with bilge rats slinging mud at each other. It be enough to make a pirate walk the plank in shame.
But fear not, me hearties! We can still rise above the muck and mire of modern politics. Let us keep our wit sharp as a cutlass and our tongues as quick as a pistol shot. We may be surrounded by scallywags and scalawags, but we can still be the paragon of civility in a sea of incivility.

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