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Arrr, who be the scallywags votin' for RFK Jr.? Show yerself, ye landlubbers!

2024-03-25

"Arrr, he be a loudmouthed scallywag, but as far as I can tell, he be playin' fair. No signs of treachery in his dealings. Ye can trust him not to stab ye in the back...at least for now."

Arr matey, let me tell ye about this buccaneer they call him "He’s outspoken. As far as I know, he’s not crooked." Aye, he be a bold one, that's for sure. Always speakin' his mind and not afraid to ruffle a few feathers along the way. But let me tell ye, despite his brash ways, he be an honest man. Aye, ye heard me right, not a scallywag or a snake in the grass, but a true blue sailor.
Now, I ain't sayin' he be perfect, no man be. We all have our flaws and shortcomings. But when it comes to his integrity, ye can trust him to steer ye right. He be like a compass pointin' north, always leadin' ye in the right direction.
So next time ye hear someone talkin' about this outspoken pirate, remember what I be tellin' ye. He may be a bit rough around the edges, but at least ye know he ain't crooked. And in this world of scoundrels and thieves, that be sayin' a lot, me hearties.

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