Avast ye scallywags! A Virginia landlubber be caught for his despicable deeds against two fair maidens. Yarrr!
2024-03-25
Ye scurvy dog be in the brig in Virginia, accused of plunderin' the honour of a fair maiden of business and then turnin' his evil ways on a young scholar. 'Tis a tale of woe and treachery fit for the darkest depths of Davy Jones' locker! Arrr!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, a scurvy knave named Kevin Lopez-Altan has been captured by the Fairfax County Police for the "brutal and horrifying" rapes of two lasses in northern Virginia. Arrr, this scallywag was caught for his misdeeds in Annandale, where he be accused of sexually assaulting a 59-year-old woman at her own place of business and a 20-year-old lass at the Northern Virginia Community College campus.On the 20th of March, the constables responded to a business in Annandale where this villain attempted to force his way in thrice, eventually assaulting the poor wench inside. Aye, the detectives gathered a treasure trove of evidence against this vile miscreant, who had a criminal past known to the law.The villain was charged with ten felony counts, including rape, sodomy, abduction, and burglary. The lawmen described him as pure evil, relentless in his attacks on innocent women. The rascal be held without bail, a monstrous predator now caged.While there be no indication of more victims, if ye have any information about this scoundrel, ye best be contacting the Fairfax County police. Let this be a lesson to all ye rogues out there, justice will catch up to ye sooner or later!