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Arrr! RFK Jr. be plannin' to appoint Nicole Shanahan as his first mate for the election voyage. Aye aye!

2024-03-26

Arrr, me hearties! Mr. Kennedy be settin' sail with Ms. Shanahan as his first mate on the good ship Presidency. They be plannin' to make port in Oakland, Calif. Arrr, may the winds of politics be in their favor!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! Mr. Kennedy be makin' waves in the political waters with his choice for vice-president, Ms. Shanahan, a mighty wealthy Silicon Valley lawyer. This announcement be happenin' on Tuesday in Oakland, Calif., mark me words!
Mr. Kennedy be sailin' the treacherous seas of politics as an independent candidate, buckin' the establishment and chartin' his own course to the highest office in the land. And now, he be addin' Ms. Shanahan to his crew, a savvy lawyer with a treasure trove of Silicon Valley gold.
Ye can bet yer doubloons that this be a bold move by Mr. Kennedy, showin' that he be a captain who ain't afraid to take risks and shake things up. Ms. Shanahan be bringin' her own brand of smarts and savvy to the ticket, makin' this pair a force to be reckoned with on the political seas.
So keep a weather eye on the horizon, me hearties, for Mr. Kennedy and Ms. Shanahan be settin' sail on a grand adventure that could change the course of history. Arrr!

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