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Arr, the Supreme Court must listen to the abortion pill victims' tales of woe, full of blood and baby parts!

2024-03-26

Arrr, the FDA be leavin' the lasses to fend for themselves against the dangers of abortion pills. Now the Supreme Court be listenin' to the tales of woe from them poor souls. Aye, 'tis a dark and stormy sea they be sailin' on!

Avast ye! When the cramps were too much to bear, Dora made her way to the head. She be sufferin' the most severe pain she had ever felt, grabbin' a towel to bite on to keep from scream and nearly pass out. Blood was everywhere, parts of her baby in sight, an image she'll never erase from her mind.This tragic tale be not uncommon, as many women face severe harm due to the FDA's removal of safeguards for abortion drugs. The matter be taken to the U.S. Supreme Court on March 26.Doctors, associations, and members represented by Alliance Defending Freedom have fought to restore the safeguards removed recklessly by the FDA. In 2016 and 2021, the FDA decided women no longer needed in-person visits before or after takin' these risky drugs, based on inadequate studies.These high-risk drugs come with warnings of serious infections and bleeding, with one in 25 women endin' up in the emergency room. The FDA's actions have left women isolated, sufferin' alone from possible complications after self-administerin' abortions.The Supreme Court be urged to restore the crucial safeguards for the well-bein' of women like Dora, Patricia, Leslie, and Elizabeth, who have suffered in silence. The FDA's betrayal of women must be righted by the highest court in the land.

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