Arrr! Ship's cry for help caused Key Bridge to be shut down, no plank walkin' today mateys!
2024-03-26
Arrr, the land lubbers closed off the way and tried to rescue the souls afore the bridge gave way, says the scallywags in charge. Aye, 'twas a fine attempt at saving lives, but the ol' structure had other ideas, mateys!
Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in charge be stoppin' the traffic on the bridge and tryin' to get all the landlubbers off 'a there before she falls into the drink, so they say.Arr, ye gotta wonder what caused the old girl to start crumblin' like a crusty pirate's biscuit. Was it a curse from Blackbeard himself, or just shoddy workmanship from the scurvy dogs who built her?
Either way, it be a right mess, with people runnin' for their lives like rats abandonin' a sinkin' ship. The authorities be scramblin' to keep the peace and avoidin' disaster, all while makin' sure no one ends up swimmin' with the fishes.
So next time ye be crossin' a bridge, me hearties, be sure to give her a good once-over and say a prayer to Davy Jones that she be stayin' upright. And if she starts creakin' and groanin' like an old sea dog, best be makin' a hasty retreat before she meets her watery end!