Arr matey! Bobby Kennedy Jr. be settin' sail with a rich lass as his first mate! Pieces of eight for all!
2024-03-26
Arrr! Word be out that Robert F. Kennedy Jr., a scallywag runnin' for president on his lonesome, be fixin' to name Nicole Shanahan as his trusty sidekick in Oakland, California. Aye, the rumour be spreadin' faster than a pirate's curse on a cursed ship! Aharrr!
Arrr, me hearties! The independent presidential candidate, Robert F. Kennedy, Jr., be set to announce his first mate on Tuesday. 'Tis said that Kennedy be pickin' attorney and entrepreneur Nicole Shanahan as his vice presidential candidate in a grand announcement in Oakland, California. Shanahan, a lass of 38 years, be known for her ties to Google co-founder Sergey Brin and her generous donation to Kennedy's campaign.Kennedy, a scallywag of environmental causes and a doubter of vaccines, be tryin' to woo voters away from the two major political parties and make history like George Washington as the first independent president. 'Tis rumored he be considerin' other swashbucklers like Aaron Rodgers, Jesse Ventura, and Mike Rowe for his crew.The Democratic establishment be worried about Kennedy's challenge to President Biden, goin' so far as to launch a special team to thwart his campaign. Kennedy's selection of a running mate be crucial to qualify in all 50 states for the presidential ballot, with Nevada already causin' him some trouble.With only Utah confirmin' Kennedy's name on the ballot so far, the race be heating up as Kennedy aims to upset the political apple cart in the upcoming election. May the winds of fortune be in his favor!