Arrr, if ye be payin' $60 for a Bible, ye might as well be walkin' the plank! Aye!
2024-03-26
Arrr mateys! The former scallywag President Trump be peddlin' his 'God Bless the USA' Bibles for a pretty penny of $59.99 as he be tryin' to dodge the legal sharks and set sail back to the White House. Aye, he be needin' all the blessings he can get!
Former President Donald Trump, in his signature style, announced on his social media platform, Truth Social, a partnership with country musician Lee Greenwood to sell "God Bless the USA" Bibles just in time for Good Friday and Easter Sunday.Trump humorously declared, "Happy Holy Week! Let’s Make America Pray Again" as he encouraged Americans to get a copy of the special Bible featuring patriotic elements.In a video, Trump emphasized the importance of having a Bible in every American home, calling it his favorite book and proudly endorsing the God Bless The USA Bible. This collaboration is not new as Trump often used Greenwood's anthem at rallies during his presidency.The unique Bible includes patriotic elements like the United States Constitution, Declaration of Independence, and Bill of Rights along with the handwritten chorus of "God Bless The USA." Trump emphasized the need to bring back religion and Christianity to the country quickly.The website promoting the Bible clarifies that it is non-political, despite Trump's recent financial challenges due to mounting legal fees and ongoing legal battles.As Trump faces legal hurdles, he received a reprieve with a reduced bond payment, allowing him to continue his legal battles while launching products like the God Bless the USA Bible and $400 sneakers.It remains to be seen how this latest venture will impact Trump's financial and legal challenges as he navigates the aftermath of his presidency.