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Arrr, them poor souls be toilin' on th' bridge, just tryin' to keep their scurvy families afloat, says me matey.

2024-03-27

Arrr mateys, the six lads toiled for a company that be known to keep the bridges afloat for the king's navy. While they were fixin' the road, a ship came crashin' into their work! Aye, the seas be a treacherous place indeed!

Arrr mateys, listen closely to this tale of the six scallywags who toiled for a company that kept the bridges in shipshape condition for the state. These lads were hard at work fixin' up the bridge's path when suddenly, outta nowhere, a ship came a-sailing and crashed right into it! Oh, the horror! The bridge groaned and creaked as the ship made its mark, sending the men scattering like rats on a sinking ship.
The captain of the ship must've been blind as a bat or drunk as a skunk to not see the massive bridge in front of him. The poor lads couldn't believe their eyes as their hard work was undone in the blink of an eye. They cursed and swore, shaking their fists at the heavens for this cruel twist of fate.
But fear not, me hearties, for these lads were as tough as barnacles on a ship's hull. They picked themselves up, dusted off their britches, and got right back to work. For a pirate knows that no storm can keep a true seafarer down for long. And so, with a hearty laugh and a swig of rum, they set sail once more on the treacherous seas of bridge repair.

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