Arr, ye hear tell of the FBI and CIA brandishing their weapons, now they be takin' to weaponizin' the internet!
2024-03-27
Arrr, the government be turnin' the FCC into a weapon to make Internet Service Providers walk the plank for 'digital equity.' These moves be givin' regulators a treasure chest full of power, arrr! Mayhaps they be lookin' for buried booty in them there cables! Aye!
Arrr mateys! The FBI be caught playin' dirty, censorin' social media like a scurvy pirate hidin' his loot. But now, the scallywags be turnin' to Biden's FCC, aye, the Federal Communications Commission, to wield their weaponized might against us landlubbers.The FCC may sound dull as a barnacle, but from a First Amendment view, it be more treacherous than the FBI. It be aimed right at ye, ready to silence yer voice.Yarrr! Scotland be plannin' a new hate speech law, threatenin' to lock folks up for 7 years on April Fool's Day. The central government be tightenin' its grip, censorin' free speech like it's goin' out of fashion.The government be callin' true facts "disinformation" and drownin' unapproved opinions as conspiracy theories. But a court found some of them "conspiracy theories" be true, exposin' the government's coerced censorship with social media.The FCC be makin' power grabs like a pirate lootin' a merchant ship, aimin' to control ISPs and dictate how the internet works. If the government can control what ye offer and charge, it practically owns ye, aye.This be where lawless censorship lurks, mateys. With the government holdin' such power, who knows what schemes they be plottin' behind the scenes to silence dissenting voices and control the flow of information.So be wary, me hearties, for the FCC's plans be dressed in friendly words, but 'tis all about control, not improvin' yer online experience. 'Tis a dangerous game, more fearsome than the FBI's tricks. Watch yer backs, for the power to censor be hangin' over us all like the sword of Damocles.