Arrr, ACLU be takin' Ohio to court for restrictin' minors from potions to delay their transformation into sea dogs.
2024-03-27
Arrr mateys! The ACLU be raisin' a ruckus against them scurvy dogs in Ohio who be tryin' to outlaw the use of puberty blockers and surgeries fer the wee ones. Ye best be watchin' out, or ye might find yerself walkin' the plank!
In a jolly old tale fit for the high seas, the American Civil Liberties Union (ACLU) be takin' on the state o' Ohio like a band o' merry pirates suin' for a law that be aimin' to prevent gender transition surgeries and hormone blockers for young'uns. The scallywags at the ACLU, along with Goodwin the global law firm, be fightin' on behalf o' two 12-year-old lasses who be wantin' to stop this law from settin' sail on April 24. The Ohio State Attorney General and his crew be ready to defend their treasure, statin', "We protect the young'uns with different rules, like not lettin' 'em sign contracts or buyin' grog." The lawsuit be claimin' this law be unconstitutional and harms the hearts o' transgender youth.This law, known as House Bill 68, be not only preventin' surgeries and blockers but also be keepin' men who claim to be women from playin' in women's sports. The ACLU be arguin' that stoppin' these "medically necessary" treatments be causin' harm to them young buccaneers with gender dysphoria. Other states be joinin' the fight, with some tightenin' restrictions while others be protectin' these procedures like hidden treasure.