Arrr! The Biden scallywags be tightenin' the grip on short-term health plans, aye! Avast ye insurance loopholes!
2024-03-28
Arr matey, the scallywags be changin' the rules again! They be tellin' us we can't be gettin' our hands on them health plans with less loot than the ones on the Affordable Care Act's marketplaces. Aye, 'tis a cruel jest indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scallywags, there be news on the horizon that be stirrin' up a storm! The powers that be have decided to be changin' a rule that ol' Trump put into place. This here regulation be takin' us back to the days when health plans were as scarce as a mermaid's tears.Ye see, back in the day, the Affordable Care Act set forth rules on what health plans should offer. But then that scurvy dog Trump came along and said, "Nay, let's make it easier for folks to get plans with less booty." Now, the tide be turnin' and we be sailin' back to the days of high-quality health plans.
So, me hearties, it be time to batten down the hatches and prepare for a return to the days of yore when health plans were worth their weight in gold. No longer shall we be left with plans that offer less protection than a leaky dinghy. The seas may be rough, but at least we be sailin' in the right direction once again!