Avast ye mateys! 'Tis a tale of Crystal Clanton, who went from nearly adopted lass to Clarence Thomas's clerk. Arrr!
2024-03-28
Arrr, mateys! Justice Thomas be takin' in Crystal Clanton after she walked the plank from a conservative group. Now he be makin' her a big shot in the legal realm! Aye, it be a tale fit for a swashbucklin' adventure on the high seas! Arrr!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen to this tale of scandal and favoritism on the high seas of justice! Justice Clarence Thomas, a swashbuckling scallywag of the highest order, took in a lass named Crystal Clanton after she walked the plank from a conservative youth organization in a cloud of controversy. But instead of making her walk the plank, the justice offered her a cozy home and a job aboard his legal vessel.But that be not all, me mateys! Justice Thomas, in all his wisdom (or lack thereof), decided to promote this lass to one of the most coveted positions in the legal world! Aye, ye heard me right! This be no mere token gesture, but a bold move that raised eyebrows from Tortuga to Timbuktu.
Some may say this be a tale of nepotism and favoritism run amok, but I say it be a tale of adventure and intrigue fit for a pirate's yarn. So raise yer glasses of rum and toast to Justice Thomas and his fair maiden Crystal, for they be sailing into the sunset of controversy and scandal with the wind at their backs and a bounty of doubloons in their pockets!