Arrr, Biden be plunderin' rich treasures from the donor seas, leavin' Trump walkin' the plank!
2024-03-29
Avast ye scurvy dogs! 175 of the president's finest supporters be gatherin' for a daylong retreat. They'll be listenin' to the campaign officials spin their yarns and beg for more gold doubloons. Arrr, it be a fine day for politickin' and swindlin'!
Arrr mateys, listen up! Thar be a daylong retreat happenin', where 175 of the president's biggest financiers and fund-raisers shall gather to hear from top campaign officials. Aye, they be the ones with the gold to keep the ship afloat, so they best be listenin' good!Thar be no walkin' the plank at this shindig, just plenty of talk about how to keep the treasure chests full and the cannons a-blazin'. Those scallywags better be payin' attention, or they might find themselves marooned on a deserted island!
But fear not me hearties, for this be a day of celebration and camaraderie amongst the elite crew. They'll be drinkin' grog and feastin' on fine grub, all in the name of keepin' the ship sailin' smooth.
So hoist the Jolly Roger and set sail for the daylong retreat of the president's biggest backers. It be a time for merriment and strategizin', for keepin' the wind in our sails and the doubloons in our pockets. Yo ho ho, let the good times roll!