The Booty Report

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Arrr, Harvard be sufferin' while them other fancy schools be swimmin' in a sea of eager scallywags!

2024-03-29

Arrr mateys, yon Brown University be standin' alone like a lonesome seagull on a deserted island. But other fancy schools be seein' a swarm o' scurvy dogs clamorin' for a spot in their ship. 'Tis a sight to behold, I tell ye!

Arr, ye scallywags be flockin' to the finest schools like bees to a honey pot! 'Tis a sight to behold, with the exception of Brown University, where the numbers be holdin' steady like a ship in calm waters. But the rest of the highly selective schools be seein' a record rise in the number of young lads and lasses wantin' to join their ranks.
Ye can almost hear the groans of the admissions officers as they sift through piles of applications, each one tryin' to prove why they be the worthiest to walk the hallowed halls of these prestigious institutions. 'Tis a fierce competition, with many a student competin' for just a handful of spots.
But fear not, me hearties! There be no need to walk the plank if ye don't get in. There be plenty of other fine schools in the sea, waitin' to welcome ye with open arms. So polish up yer essays, sharpen yer swords (figuratively speakin', of course), and set sail for the future ye be dreamin' of. Who knows what adventures await ye on the horizon?

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