45 scallywags sent to Davy Jones' locker after land ship takes a dive, leaving wee lad as sole survivor. Arrr!
2024-03-29
Arrr, 'tis a tragedy of grand proportions! Forty-five souls have crossed the great divide after their vessel, carryin' worshippers from Botswana to an Easter church meetin', took a tumble off a bridge in South Africa. 'Tis a tale of woe and despair, me hearties!
In the 17th century lingo of a scallywag, a vessel filled with worshippers on a grand voyage from Botswana to a church shin-dig in South Africa met a dreadful fate. The bus careened off a bridge like a cannonball, crashing into the earth below and erupting in a fiery inferno, sending at least 45 souls to Davy Jones' locker. The lone survivor, a wee lad of 8, was left wounded and alone amidst the chaos.The bus took a nosedive off the Mmamatlakala bridge in northern South Africa, hurtling 164 feet into a ravine before turning to ashes. Search parties scoured the wreckage, but many bodies were charred beyond recognition or flung from the cursed vessel.President Cyril Ramaphosa mourned the loss of the Botswana travelers on their way to the holy town of Moria for Easter festivities. Minister of Transport Sindisiwe Chikunga vowed to investigate the tragedy and urged caution on the treacherous roads during the holiday season.As smoke billowed from the ruins, the South African government cautioned travelers to steer clear of danger during the Easter rush. The Zion Christian Church's pilgrimage to Moria, after a COVID hiatus, was marred by the grim events that unfolded on that fateful day.