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Yarr, ye be thinkin' she be gettin' five years, but turns out she be walkin' free as a bird!

2024-03-29

Arrr, mateys! The Texas ship o' law be doin' a complete turnabout on the case o' Crystal Mason! They be sayin' she can keep her treasure (vote) after all. Aye, 'tis a fine day for democracy on the high seas!

Arrr ye hear the good news, me hearties? The Texas appeals court be changin' their tune and reversin' the conviction of Crystal Mason, who be accused of illegally castin' a ballot back in 2016. Aye, she be claimin' she didn't know she couldn't vote, but the court be findin' in her favor this time around.
It be a victory for all us scallywags out there who might make a mistake when tryin' to exercise our right to vote. The court be realizin' that Crystal didn't have the intent to break the law, so they be settin' her free!
Let this be a lesson to all ye landlubbers out there – make sure ye know the rules before ye step into the votin' booth. But fear not, me hearties, for even if ye make a mistake, there be hope for redemption. Crystal Mason be provin' that even a simple mistake can be rectified in the end.
So raise a tankard of grog in celebration, me mateys! Crystal Mason be walkin' free, and the right to vote be upheld for all us buccaneers. Arrr, justice be served in the end!

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