Arrr, Biden be sailing ahead, while Chicago mayor be walkin' the plank, as told by Fox News scallywags.
2024-03-29
Avast ye landlubbers! Take a gander at the latest scrawlings from Fox News Opinion and spy on the moving pictures from Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and their motley crew. Set sail for a jolly good time, me hearties!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, Fox News host Hannity be spillin' the beans on how Robert F. Kennedy, Jr.'s third-party run might shake up the 2024 presidential election. Arrr, me mateys, be ye ready for a wild ride?But hold onto yer hats, me hearties, for Hugh Hewitt be singin' the praises of Ronna McDaniel, claimin' she be the best hire NBC ever made. Aye, ye heard that right!And the tax man be comin' for ye, me hearties! Democrats be wantin' to tax everythin' from yer home to yer retirement. Watch out, or ye'll be walkin' the plank!Meanwhile, Gutfeld be shoutin' from the crow's nest that America be fallin' apart while Democrats be busy with useless woke virtue signalin'. Avast, me hearties!And don't be forgettin' about the Chicago mayor's neighbors sendin' a message on the city's future. What be in store for the Windy City, me hearties?Lastly, Laura Ingraham be raisin' the alarm about the media celebratin' conformity after the firing of Ronna McDaniel. Aye, me hearties, the seas be rough waters indeed!