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Avast ye! Trump be cryin' foul over Georgia prosecutor keepin' his case. Walk the plank, ye scallywags!

2024-03-29

Arrr mateys! The scallywags in the election meddling brouhaha be squawking once more, claimin' that Fani T. Willis be walkin' the plank from the prosecution. Methinks they be graspin' at straws like a landlubber tryin' to navigate the high seas!

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the election interference case be at it again, tryin' to make the case that Fani T. Willis should walk the plank and be removed from the prosecution. They be squawkin' like a parrot that she be biased and can't be trusted to bring 'em to justice. But aye, the judge be havin' none of it, seein' through their flimsy arguments like a spyglass through the fog.
These scurvy dogs be tryin' to weasel their way out of the charges, but the law be the law, and justice will prevail in the end. They be sailin' on a sea of lies, but the truth be like a lighthouse guidin' us to the safe harbor of justice. So let 'em shout their objections from the crow's nest, but they'll find no sympathy from this court.
So avast ye, ye scoundrels! Fani T. Willis be standin' firm, like a sturdy mast in a storm, ready to see this case through to the bitter end. And mark me words, the day of reckoning be comin', and those who thought they could outsmart the law will find themselves walkin' the plank of justice. Arrr!

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