Arrr! Biden be shelling out loads o' doubloons fer cannons 'n warships fer Israel, says me sources. Aye, mateys!
2024-03-29
Arrr mateys, the Biden scallywags be givin' a boatload of gold doubloons to Israel for their weapons, even though some be questionin' their plunderin' ways in the war with Hamas. Aye, it be a curious decision indeed!
In the language of a 17th-century pirate, the Biden administration be givin' billions o' doubloons in bombs and fighter jets to Israel, despite some landlubbers in Washington raisin' concerns about a possible military scrap in southern Gaza. The haul includes over 1,800 MK84 2,000-pound bombs and 500 MK82 500-pound bombs, as whispered by officials from the Pentagon and State Department to The Washington Post. A State Department swabby told Fox News Digital that this authorization from Congress can lead to many individual Foreign Military Sales cases over the years."Arrr, major buys like Israel's F-35 program be cut into pieces over many moons," added the official. Gen. Charles Q. Brown Jr., the big cheese of the Joint Chiefs of Staff, mentioned that Israel still be wantin' more arms as they tangle with Hamas.Despite some scallywags in the U.S. expressin' concerns about how Israel be handlin' the skirmish, the Biden crew be standin' by their decision to arm their mateys. Some Democrats be demandin' restrictions on aid until Israel pledges to reduce civilian casualties in Rafath, but this be causin' a rift in their relations. Them progressives be cryin' foul at Biden's support for Israel, raisin' their voices at his fancy shindig in New York City with calls to cease the Israeli aid.