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Arrr! NBC's Ronna McDaniel be havin' a right ol' meltdown o'er falsehoods and debunked tales spread on their 'sacred airwaves' by MSNBC! Aye, t'was a sight to see!

2024-03-30

Avast ye scallywags! The MSNBC scallywags have banished Ronna McDaniel from their treasured airwaves, where they spin tales of Trump-Russia treason and Hunter Biden's cursed laptop. 'Tis a scandalous affair indeed! Arrr, me hearties!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, a scurvy mob at MSNBC be tryin' to walk the plank new recruit Ronna McDaniel. The former RNC chair was set to join as a political analyst, but within a few days, she was sent packin' after a mutinous outcry on the airwaves. The scallywags at MSNBC painted McDaniel as a dishonest "election denier" for her support of former President Trump and his claims of a rigged election, calling her unworthy of their "sacred airwaves." But these hornswagglers have been guilty of the same sins they accuse McDaniel of, spreadin' false tales like the Russia collusion scandal that turned out to be as empty as a treasure chest. They also swallowed the bait of the discredited Steele dossier, dismissed Hunter Biden's laptop as Russian disinformation, and jumped to conclusions about incidents like the Jussie Smollett hoax and the Covington Catholic controversy. These black-hearted sea dogs even found young Kyle Rittenhouse guilty before the jury did. They spun yarns about Border Patrol agents "whipping" Haitian migrants and defended Joy Reid's past homophobic comments as the work of phantom hackers. The crew at MSNBC may need to walk the plank themselves for their tall tales and treacherous ways.

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