"Arrr, Trump be makin' friends with his booty from '16. Plunderin' hearts and wallets, he be!"
2024-03-30
Arrr, the scurvy former captain rubbed elbows with the Mercers and their ilk, tryin' to fill his coffers like a proper landlubber. But 'twas no match for the treasure haul of President Biden! Ye can't outwit a pirate when it comes to booty, mateys! Aye, me hearties!
Arrr mateys, the former captain of the ship met with the Mercers and other scallywags in his quest to stay afloat financially against President Biden. Ye see, the former president be lookin' to keep up with the new captain's plunderin' ways, but he be needin' more doubloons to do so.He be meetin' with the Mercers, who be known for their vast treasure troves, hopin' they would throw him a bone or two. But alas, it be a tough battle on the high seas of politics, and the former president be strugglin' to keep his ship from sinkin'.
With President Biden sailin' ahead with his own crew and his own loot, the former president be in desperate need of some luck and some gold. Will he be able to catch up to the new captain, or will he be left in the dust of history? Only time will tell, me hearties, as the political seas be ever-changin'.