The Booty Report

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Avast me hearties! 'Twas a mighty spectacle, the Baltimore Bridge tumble! Yarrr, the sea be claimin' its toll!

2024-03-30

Arrr, me hearties! From a hundred paces hence, be the sight of a cursed bridge crumblin' like a soggy biscuit! 'Tis a tale of woe fit for the history books, sure to send shivers down yer timbers!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! From about a hundred yards away, ye can spy the remnants of a bridge collapse that be as terrifying as a mighty kraken arising from the depths. Aye, the sight be sending shivers down me timbers!
Ye best be keepin' a weather eye on that cursed spot, for it be holdin' tales of tragedy and woe that would make even the bravest buccaneer quake in their boots. The bridge that once stood proud and strong now lies in ruins, a testament to the power of the sea and the folly of man.
But fear not, me hearties, for we pirates be a hearty bunch. Let us raise a flagon of grog to those poor souls who met their end on that fateful day. May they rest in Davy Jones' locker, their spirits forever haunting the waves.
So next time ye be sailin' past that accursed spot, remember to say a prayer for those lost souls. And if ye ever find yerself crossin' a bridge, make sure it be sturdy and true, lest ye find yerself in a watery grave. Arrr!

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