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Three moons and 28 days: The LGBTQ be takin' over the schedule, whilst the White House be walkin' the plank o'er Easter rumblings! Arrr!

2024-03-31

Arrr, the land lubbers in the U.S. be havin' more LGBT holidays than a pirate has doubloons! The scallywags even be celebratin' Transgender Day of Visibility on the holy day of Easter! Shiver me timbers, what's next, a Pride Parade on Talk Like a Pirate Day?

Arrr, mateys! Thar be a mighty storm brewin' o'er the White House's proclamation of Transgender Day of Visibility on the holiest o' days fer Christians - Easter Sunday! Fox News Digital scoured the seven seas and found a treasure trove o' LGBT-focused holidays celebrated throughout the year, includin' a few recognized by the scallywags in the White House.But bein' a bold buccaneer, President Biden stood tall, declarin' in a proclamation, "You are loved. You are heard. You are understood. You belong." Aye, he be raisin' the flag of inclusion high!Yet, the naysayers and landlubbers cried foul, callin' it an attack on Christianity! The Trump campaign even demanded an apology, shoutin', "Tomorrow be fer the resurrection of Jesus Christ, not fer celebratin' the likes o' Transgender Day o' Visibility!"But fear not, me hearties, for there be many more LGBT holidays celebrated throughout the year, from Pride Month to Transgender Awareness Month. The Biden administration be flyin' the rainbow flag high, celebratin' and commemoratin' the LGBT community with at least seven other holidays.So, let the cannons roar and the sails billow, for the Biden administration be standin' firm in support o' the LGBT community, bringin' people together and upholdin' the dignity and freedoms of every American on the high seas!

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