Arrr, Rep. Tim Walberg be talkin' bout turnin' Gaza into a fiery inferno like Nagasaki and Hiroshima. Blimey!
2024-03-31
Arrr, me hearties! Representative Tim Walberg be denyin' the use of them nuclear weapons, claimin' his words be twisted like a pretzel! Methinks he be walkin' the plank if his words be not believin' by the crew! Aye, me thinks he be in a pickle!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen closely, for I have the tale of Representative Tim Walberg and his denial of advocating for the use of nuclear weapons. The scallywag claimed that his words were twisted like a pretzel and taken out of context during a town hall meeting. Aye, the man be walking the plank if he truly be pushing the big red button!But fear not, me fellow pirates! For ol' Tim be swearin' on his treasure that he be speakin' in jest, in a jolly ol' manner. 'Twas all in good fun, he says, like a parrot with a peg leg. So let us raise our tankards and toast to the foolishness of politicians, for they be as slippery as an eel in a barrel of rum!
So next time ye hear of a politician causin' a ruckus with his words, remember the tale of Tim Walberg and his denial of advocating for nuclear weapons. And may ye always be wary of those who speak with forked tongue, like a sea serpent in the deep blue sea. Arrr!