The Booty Report

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Did those landlubbers' gossipin' help send that scallywag Brenda Andrew to Davy Jones' locker? Arrr!

2024-04-01

Arrr, me hearties! The scallywags in the Supreme Court be ponderin' whether to listen to this lass's plea, all 'bout her scandalous adventures betwixt the sheets! 'Tis a tale as old as time, mateys, but they must decide if 'tis worth their time or not! Aye, aye!

Arrr, mateys! It be a tale as scandalous as a pirate's treasure map! The Supreme Court be weighin' whether to take up a lass's appeal, all 'bout her sex life, no less! Aye, ye heard right, me hearties! This be a case that's been rumblin' in the courts like a stormy sea.
One judge, bless his soul, described it as a focus on the lass's intimate adventures from dawn 'til dusk. 'Tis a matter that be drawin' attention like a shiny gold doubloon. Will the highest court in the land be settlin' this saucy dispute? Only time will tell, me buckos!
But one thing be clear as the black flag flyin' high – this be a case that be pushin' the boundaries of privacy and law like a pirate pushin' his luck in uncharted waters. So keep yer eyes peeled, me hearties, for the Supreme Court's decision be comin' like a cannon blast in the dead of night!

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