Arrr mateys! The good pastor's lady and her mateys be declared in dire peril by those Oklahoma landlubbers!
2024-04-02
Arrr, me hearties! The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation be tellin' Fox News Digital that Veronica Butler and Jilian Kelley be in peril! Avast, where be these lasses? Someone fetch me parrot and me spyglass, we be needin' to find 'em before it's too late!
Arrr mateys, the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation be tellin' Fox News that two lasses, Veronica Butler and Jilian Kelley, be missin' and in danger after vanishin' while on a journey to collect children. Their ship was found deserted in a far-off part o' the state near the Kansas border, with no sign o' the women. The OBSI be soundin' the alarm, sayin' they ain't heard from the lasses in three days, and the area where they were last seen be as remote as the heart o' the ocean.The OBSI be callin' this a "suspicious disappearance case," and the friends and family o' these lasses be prayin' for their safe return. Kelley, a church secretary and mother o' four, is missin', along with Butler, who be known for her love o' children and tattoos. The two women be described in detail in missin' persons advisories, includin' their appearances and the location where their ship was abandoned. The OBSI be workin' tirelessly to find these lasses and bring 'em back to safety, so let's hope for a happy endin' to this tale o' mystery and danger on the high seas.