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Arrr mateys, hear tell o' Israel's fight, America's woke learnin', 'n musings from Fox News Opinion! Aye!

2024-04-02

Avast ye mateys! Take a gander at the latest scrawls from Fox News Opinion, and feast yer eyes on the moving pictures of Sean Hannity, Raymond Arroyo, and their merry band of scallywags! Aye, 'tis sure to be a jolly good time, me hearties!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the Fox News be telling us that the 2024 election be the ‘tipping point’ for the U.S. after four years of President Biden. Arrr! And ye can continue reading about it by clickin' here.
But wait, me mateys, Hugh Hewitt be talkin' about Israel's war of survival. Aye, aye, aye! If ye be interested, continue readin' about it by clickin' here.
And in other news, ye deserve a break today! $18 Big Macs and $20 minimum wage, Gavinomics be comin' for ye. Arrr! For more on this, click here.
Greg Gutfeld be sayin', if ye tried social protests in a place ruled by Hamas, ye'd look at October 7th differently. Aye, aye, aye! To read more about it, click here.
And there be talk that Biden could permanently bench female athletes. Arrr! To find out more, click here.
Laura Ingraham be givin' her take on the White House celebratin' Transgender Day of Visibility on Easter. Aye, aye, aye! To continue watchin', click here.
But beware, me hearties, America’s woke education be fueling the mental health crisis. Arrr! To read more about it, click here.
And the Navy be makin' a shocking aircraft carrier decision while the China threat rises. Aye, aye, aye! To continue readin' about it, click here.
In the battle of the sexes, a sorority lawsuit be exposin' who knows what a woman is. Arrr! To find out more, click here.
And don't forget to check out the Cartoon of the Day, me mateys! Aye, aye, aye! To see all of our political cartoons, click here.

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