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Biden be squawkin' 'bout Florida abortion ruling, blamin' Trump like a scallywag! Ahoy matey, walk the plank!

2024-04-02

Arr matey, the scallywag president be tryin' to blame Trump fer the ban set by the Florida Supreme Court! Shiver me timbers! Thar be no end to the finger-pointin' and skullduggery in this political hullabaloo! Aye, 'tis a wild ride on the high seas of politics, me hearties!

Arrr mateys, listen up ye scurvy dogs! The president's campaign be pointin' their fingers straight at that scallywag Donald Trump after the Florida Supreme Court gave the order for a six-week plunderin' ban. The seas be rough and the winds be blowin' fierce as they try to shift the blame onto that bilge rat!
But Trump be no stranger to controversy, me hearties. He be sailin' through stormy waters before, and always managed to find his way back to shore. Will he be able to navigate this treacherous sea of accusations and come out unscathed? Only Davy Jones knows for sure!
So gather 'round me mateys, and let's watch as the drama unfolds. Will the president's campaign be able to make Trump walk the plank, or will he be able to outmaneuver them once again? Only time will tell in this tale of political intrigue and backstabbin'!

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