Yarrr, the scallywags be suing to watch the sun's dance while locked in the brig. Outrageous!
2024-04-02
Arrr mateys, six scallywags from the brig be suing to prevent a lockdown during the next celestial show. They be wantin' to feast their eyes on the April 8 solar eclipse. Aye, even pirates need a break from the daily grind!
Arrr, me hearties! Several scallywags be raisin' a ruckus in a New York brig, claimin' the capt'n be violatin' their right to practice their faith by lockin' down the ship durin' the next solar eclipse. The miscreants, includin' a bunch of religious lubbers like a Baptist, a Muslim, and a couple o' Santeria practitioners, be takin' their gripe to the courts."A solar eclipse be a rare, natural phenomenon with great religious significance," the scallywags be cryin' out. The last time they saw such a spectacle was back in 2017, and they won't see another until 2044. The prisoners, includin' an atheist and those with a history of misdeeds, be arguin' that the lockdown be interferin' with their right to partake in this sacred event.The prisoners be havin' colorful pasts, from rape to attempted murder, but they all be united in their desire to witness the eclipse. The jailor, Martuscello, be standin' firm in his decision to keep the brig locked down, sayin' that all hands will be returned to their bunks by 2 p.m. on the day of the eclipse.The department be keepin' mum on the matter, but they be providin' safety glasses for the crew to view the celestial show from their posts. So, whether the prisoners be seein' the eclipse or not, the legal battle be brewin' like a storm on the high seas.