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Arrr! The scallywags be beggin' the judge to make a move on Trump's papers. Walk the plank, matey!

2024-04-03

Arrr mateys, the rush to settle a wild claim from the ex-president be a bold and perilous gambit in a case that Judge Aileen Cannon hath let get mired in muck. Avast ye, 'tis a curious course indeed!

Arr mateys, listen up ye scallywags! The scurvy dogs be pushin' fer a quick decision on one of the former president's craziest claims. Judge Aileen Cannon be allowin' this case to become bogged down in the muck and mire, aye!
It be a risky move, me hearties, to be rushin' such a decision. But these landlubbers be wantin' to put this matter to rest quicker than a seagull snatches up a fish from the sea!
But me thinks this be a foolish move, for a decision made in haste be like a ship sailin' without a compass. Ye never know where ye be goin' or what dangers lie ahead!
So let's raise a tankard of grog to Judge Cannon and hope she be weighin' all the evidence carefully before settlin' this matter once and for all. And may the wind be at our backs as we sail through these choppy legal waters, me hearties!

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