Arrr! Biden be settin' sail to inspect the wreckage of the Baltimore bridge come Friday. Avast ye, mateys!
2024-04-05
Arrr! The cap'n be plannin' to take to the skies for a grand tour, gatherin' intel on the response and parleyin' with the kin of the unfortunate souls. Whether he'll be offerin' more booty remains a mystery, mateys!
Arr, mateys! The captain, also known as the president, be settin' sail on an aerial voyage to survey the land below. He be receivin' briefings from his crew on how to best respond to the situation at hand. There be talk amongst the crew about whether he be announcin' more booty to aid those in need.Will the president be meetin' with the families of them poor souls who be lost at sea? It be a question mark hangin' in the salty air like a seagull lookin' for a scrap to eat. Only time will tell if he be showin' his face to offer solace to the grieving families.
As the sun sets on the horizon, the crew be wonderin' what the president's next move may be. Will he be a hero, swoopin' in with aid and comfort? Or will he be a scallywag, leavin' those in need to fend for themselves?
Only time will tell, me hearties. Keep a weather eye on the horizon for news of the president's actions. And may the winds of fortune blow in favor of those in need.