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Arrr mateys, ye olde IDF done goofed and mistook them good-hearted cooks for scallywags! Aye, serious fail indeed!

2024-04-05

Arrr mateys, the Israel Defense Forces be ownin' up to their mistake o' takin' out them aid workers from the World Central Kitchen in Gaza. Aye, they be admittin' to their serious failure after a thorough investigation. Shiver me timbers!

Arrr, me hearties! The Israel Defense Forces have admitted to a blunder of epic proportions in the high seas of warfare. They be confessin' that they mistakenly blasted some fine souls from the World Central Kitchen instead of them scurvy dogs from Hamas. Aye, 'twas a grave mistake indeed!Two officers have walked the plank from their posts, a brigade fire support commander and a brigade chief of staff. They be payin' the price for their folly and bein' dismissed from their positions. The IDF be admittin' that this strike be a result of mistaken identity, poor decision-makin', and a breach of the Standard Operating Procedures. 'Tis a black mark on their record, it be! This tale be far from over, me hearties! Stay tuned for more updates as the story unfolds. Will the IDF be redeemin' themselves or will they be walkin' the plank in disgrace? Only time will tell in this high seas adventure of war and folly. Arrr!

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