The Booty Report

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Avast ye scallywags! Cap'n Lou Whittaker, conqueror of mountains and riches, sets sail for Davy Jones' locker at 95 winters.

2024-04-05

Arrr matey! His twin may have claimed the highest peak in America, but this scallywag be stickin' to Mount Rainier like a barnacle on a ship's hull. Aye, 'tis the peak of our wild and reckless days, where we plundered and pillaged our way to the top!

Arrr, me hearties! Ye may have heard of me twin brother, the great American explorer who conquered Everest. But I, I be the one who truly be in love with Mount Rainier, the peak o' our childhood days. While me brother be off gallivantin' around the world, I be stayin' true to me roots and me mountain.
Me devotion to Mount Rainier be like no other. I be climbin' her slopes, studyin' her glaciers, and protectin' her beauty. She be me true love, me passion, me reason for bein'.
Many a time have I been asked why I not follow me brother's footsteps and seek glory on Everest. But I be content with me Rainier. She be me home, me sanctuary, me everything.
So while me brother be known for his grand achievements on the highest peaks, I be content with me Rainier, the peak o' me youth. And I be proud to be her faithful servant, now and forevermore.

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