The Booty Report

News and Updates for Swashbucklers Everywhere

Ye scurvy dog! Surrender yer loot or feel the wrath of me trusty bat! On yer knees, ye thief! Arrr!

2024-04-05

Arr, tis a tale of epic proportions! Queens' own Carlos Meija, bold as a buccaneer, didst face off with a scoundrel, armed with naught but a trusty baseball bat and a clever ruse. 'Twas a sight to behold, mateys! Aye, ye'd best think twice 'ere crossin' paths with this swashbucklin' hero!

Carlos Mejia, a resident of New York City, took matters into his own hands to thwart porch pirates in a viral TikTok video. Security footage captured Mejia confronting a would-be thief trying to steal a fake package from his home, brandishing a baseball bat in the process.The alleged thief nervously claimed ownership of the package, but Mejia was not swayed, forcefully demanding answers while subduing the thief. The situation escalated as Mejia yelled for the thief to get on his knees, leading to the suspect's arrest by the New York Police Department.In a humorous twist, Mejia revealed that the decoy package only contained old French fries, trash, and a warning note for potential thieves. His TikTok videos of the incident garnered over 800,000 views, showcasing his efforts to combat porch piracy in his neighborhood.Mejia explained that he was fed up with thieves targeting deliveries and decided to set up decoy packages to catch them in the act. He hoped to set an example and deter others from stealing, emphasizing the hard work people put into their packages. The NYPD confirmed the arrest, highlighting the consequences of stealing packages without permission.

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