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Arrr, those landlubber investigators be searchin' for missing wenches, hopin' they be alive despite foul play suspected!

2024-04-05

Arrr mateys! The Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation be keepin' a weather eye out for Veronica Butler and Jilian Kelley. They be suspectin' foul play, but be hopeful that the lasses be still amongst the livin'. Keep a sharp lookout, ye scallywags!

In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties, the Oklahoma State Bureau of Investigation be hopeful that we can still find Veronica Butler and Jilian Kelley alive after their mysterious disappearance in which foul play be suspected. Arrr! The two lasses from Kansas vanished last Saturday in a rural area of Oklahoma while they be on their way to pick up children, according to the law enforcement scallywags. The OSBI be sayin' there be evidence of foul play based on the abandoned vehicle of the victims. We be hopeful that they be alive, but since we haven't found them yet, we be not sure. We be lookin' for any scallywag who may have seen these two women before they went missin'. Meanwhile, Heath Kelley, the pastor husband of Jilian, be prayin' for their safe return. The Texas County Sheriff's Office be describin' Butler and Kelley and their tattoos in the missing persons advisory. The vehicle they be travelin' in was found abandoned in a rural area of Texas County. Let's hope these two lasses be found safe and sound, me hearties! Arrr!

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