Biden be sayin' to Baltimore: "Yer nation be havin' yer back, mateys!" Arrgh!
2024-04-05
Arrr, Captain Biden did spy with his own two eyes the wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge, aye, and parleyed with the kin of the poor souls lost to Davy Jones' Locker. A grand adventure it was, indeed!
Arrr, me hearties! Listen up ye scurvy dogs, fer I've got a tale to tell ye. Just this past week, President Biden took to the skies on his trusty steed, a grand ship of the air, to survey the wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge. Aye, it had met its fate and collapsed, sending six poor souls to Davy Jones' locker.But fear not, for the President did not shy away from his duty. He met with the families of the fallen, offering them comfort and hope in their time of need. Aye, 'twas a solemn sight indeed, but the President's presence brought a glimmer of light in the darkness.
So let us raise a toast to President Biden, a true leader of the people, who sails the treacherous waters of politics with courage and compassion. May his journey continue to be filled with fair winds and following seas, and may the memory of those lost in the wreckage of the Francis Scott Key Bridge be forever honored in the annals of history. Arrr!