Arrr, the quake near New Jersey shook plates and rattled nerves like a drunken pirate on a stormy sea!
2024-04-05
Arrr, me hearties! Some landlubbers be claimin' they be on the road, thinkin' their ship be in distress. Others be swearin' it felt like a mighty bomb goin' off! 'Tis a tale fit for Davy Jones' locker, if ye ask me! Aharrr!
Arrr mateys, let me spin ye a tale of the strange happenings on the road. Some scallywags be sayin' they were sailin' along, when all of a sudden they thought their trusty car was givin' 'em trouble. But lo and behold, 'twas not car trouble at all, but a feelin' so powerful it be likened to a bomb! Arrr, ye can imagine the shock on their faces, I reckon.Now, I ain't no expert on land lubber matters, but I've heard whispers of a phenomenon known as an earthquake. Aye, that be the term they use for such rumblings from the depths of the earth. But to us pirates, it sounds like a mighty beast awoken from its slumber, eh?
So there ye have it, me hearties. Next time ye be on the road and feelin' a tremor beneath yer feet, don't be quick to blame yer poor car. Nay, 'tis the earth itself showin' its might. And remember, when ye tell this tale to yer mates, be sure to add a dramatic flair or two. 'Tis the pirate way, after all!