Ye scurvy dogs in Maine be dabblin' in ancient Jewish customs like a bunch of landlubbers! Argh, maties!
2024-04-06
Arr, ye scallywags from Colby College did lend a hand in gatherin' the icy treasure from a pond for a new mikvah at a synagogue in Waterville. Aye, they be swashbucklin' scholars indeed!
With a yo ho ho and a bottle of rum, they toiled away under the watchful eye of the rabbi, filling their buckets with the frozen plunder. The cold wind did bite at their backs, but they pressed on, knowing the importance of their mission.
As they loaded the ice onto their ship, they couldn't help but marvel at the sheer size of their haul. The mikvah would be filled to the brim with the purest ice, thanks to their efforts.
And so, with a cheer and a tip of their hats, the students from Colby College set sail back to shore, their hearts full of pride at their accomplishment. The rabbi thanked them profusely, knowing that their hard work would ensure the sanctity of the mikvah for years to come.