The Booty Report

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Yarr! We be feelin' queasy 'bout them nuclear antics, seekin' help from Congress to ease our woes! Arrr!

2024-04-06

Arrr! In St. Louis and beyond, folks bein' harmed by the pursuit o' an atomic bomb be findin' themselves locked out of a federal law meant to aid such victims. 'Tis a scandalous affair, me hearties! The scallywags in charge be needin' a taste o' the plank for such injustice! Aye!

Arrr mateys, listen up! In the land of St. Louis and beyond, there be a group of poor souls who have been wronged by the quest for the mighty atomic bomb. But alas, they have been denied the benefits of a law meant to aid them in their time of need. 'Tis a travesty, I tell ye!
These unfortunate souls have been left stranded like a shipwrecked crew, abandoned by the very government that set them on this treacherous path. They be like scallywags on a sinking ship, left to fend for themselves in a sea of danger.
But fear not, me hearties! There be hope on the horizon. The winds of change be blowing in our favor, and we shall not rest until justice is served. We shall rally our forces like a band of merry pirates, and we shall fight for what be rightfully ours.
So raise the Jolly Roger, me mateys, and let our voices be heard across the seven seas! We shall not be silenced, we shall not be ignored. For we be pirates of the modern age, and we shall prevail in the face of adversity!

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