The Booty Report

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"Arrr, Daniel P. Jordan, a fine Monticello leader, be sailin' to Davy Jones' locker at th' ripe age o' 85. Fair winds, matey!"

2024-04-06

Avast ye! He be broadening the learnin' quest of Thomas Jefferson's estate. He be acceptin' the rumour that Jefferson sired the young'uns of a slave lass. Arrr, aye, quite the scandalous tale indeed!

Arrr matey, let me spin ye a tale of a scallywag who be known as the pirate of education! This buccaneer, he be known for expandin' the educational mission of Thomas Jefferson’s plantation. Aye, he be bringin' enlightenment to the young minds of the land, teachin' 'em the ways of the world!
But that ain't all, me hearties! This swashbuckler also be embracin' research that showed Jefferson had fathered the children of one of his slaves. Aye, he be uncoverin' the hidden truths of the past, revealin' the secrets of the founding fathers!
So raise a toast to this gallant pirate of education, for he be settin' sail on the high seas of knowledge, bringin' light to the darkest corners of history. And remember, me hearties, it be a pirate's duty to seek out the truth, no matter where it may lead!

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