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Arrr, the return of Hillary Clinton to Wellesley be met with much protest and cries for peace, me hearties!

2024-04-06

Arrr, the scallywags be makin' a fuss o'er a visit by the former secretary o' state at 'er old school. They be wavin' their flags and shoutin' their slogans, but who be listenin' to these landlubbers anyway? Let 'em have their fun, I say!

Arr mateys! The scallywags be gatherin' 'round that new research center named after the wench who once held the title of secretary of state and presidential nominee. These pro-Palestinian landlubbers be causin' quite a ruckus, makin' their voices heard loud and clear.
They be shoutin' and wavin' their flags, demandin' justice for the poor souls in the Holy Land. But the swashbucklers inside the center be payin' them no mind, carryin' on with their business as usual.
Oh, what a sight it must've been! The seas be rough and the winds be howlin', but these protesters be standin' tall, fightin' for what they believe in. The wench's alma mater be witnessin' a battle of wills, a clash of ideologies.
But fear not, me hearties! The adventures on land may be fierce, but we pirates be sailin' the high seas, free as birds in the sky. Let them protesters have their say, for we be on our own journey, seekin' treasure and glory beyond compare.

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