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"Arrr, the scurvy dog be sayin' he stabbed his own mum! Blimey, that be one vicious scallywag, matey!"

2024-04-07

Avast ye scallywags! A young buck o' 21 winters, studyin' the ways o' medicine at the University o' Florida, be caught by the law dogs o' Polk County Sheriff's Office fer stickin' his own dear mother with a blade on a Saturday afternoon. Ye can't make this up, mateys! Arrr!

In a jolly twist of events, a pre-med student from the University of Florida found himself in hot waters after he confessed to stabbing his dear mother to her doom. The Polk County Sheriff's Office spilled the beans during a press briefing, revealing that the young scallywag, Emmanuel Espinoza, 21, sailed to his mother's abode and plunged his dagger into her very heart.Seems like Espinoza was on his way to a family shindig when he decided to pay his mother a deadly visit. Sheriff Grady Judd recounted the grim tale, mentioning that the lad confessed to his crime without quivering in his boots. Apparently, he had been itching to send his mother to Davy Jones' locker for years because she annoyed him to the core.After committing the dastardly deed, Espinoza raised the alarm by calling 911 and surrendering himself to the authorities. The sheriff dubbed the event as a "truly terrible affair," mourning the loss of Elvia Espinoza, a beloved teacher in Frostproof. The lad now finds himself behind bars, facing the wrath of the law for the crime of the first degree.

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