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2024-04-08
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In the language of a 17th-century pirate, me hearties! Gather round for some tales of the high seas! First up, we have the RING OF FIRE - a rare celestial event that be sweeping across the land. Arrr, don't miss out on the updates, mateys! Next, we have EXIT STAGE LEFT - where experts be talkin' about the troubles of RFK Jr. causing a ruckus among the Democrats. Ahoy! ‘SPENDING BINGE’ be the talk of the town as California governor faces a hefty deficit. Shiver me timbers! And what be this? ‘NO RIGHTS’ as Fetterman goes against his own crew on a sticky situation. Blimey! The previous all-time scorer be claimin' her title despite a young upstart. Aye!And as the sun sets on the horizon, we have PLAYING BALL in a heated political race. Avast! The HOSTAGE ‘DEATH SENTENCE’ drama continues with demands for release. Yarrr! HOTBED FOR HATE as protesters make a ruckus in Michigan. Arrr! Are the Dems ABANDONING AN ALLY? after some questionable calls on the high seas?And now, me hearties, we have PLATFORM PROBLEMS plaguing the land, with Trump and Zuckerberg at odds. Ahoy! Tips on TAKING ON TRESPASSERS be shared for all ye landlubbers. And a viral tale about a NOT SO SWEET encounter in a cake shop. Blimey!As the moon rises high, we delve into the musings of MARK LEVIN and DENNIS KUCINICH. And don't forget to batten down the hatches for potential mayhem during the eclipse. Sail on, me hearties, and may the winds be ever in your favor!