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Arr matey, Trump be sayin' let the states decide on the abortion restrictions. Shiver me timbers!

2024-04-08

Arrr mateys! After a fair share of confusin' messages, Donald Trump be sayin' that whatever states decide "must be the law of the land," yet he be shoutin' for exceptions for rape, incest and the life of the mother. Aye, talk about walkin' the plank of contradiction!

Arrr mateys! Me hearties, after much confusion and back-and-forth banter, Donald Trump finally be speakin' clear 'n declarin' that whatever the states decide must be follow'd as law. Aye, the land be ruled by the states, says he. But wait, there be exceptions to this rule! Trump be sayin' he be strongly in favor of makin' exceptions for the likes of rape, incest, and savin' the life of the mother. Aye, tis a tricky situation indeed!
Ye may be wonderin', why all the mixed signals, why all the fuss? Aye, me hearties, tis the way of politics, full o' twists 'n turns like the sea itself. One moment ye be sailin' smooth seas, the next ye be caught in a storm. But fear not, for Trump be tryin' to navigate these treacherous waters as best as he can.
So let us raise our mugs o' grog to this declaration, me mateys! And let us keep a weather eye on the horizon, for who knows what the future may hold in this wild adventure we call politics.

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